Monday, March 31, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Thank God Elephants Can't Jump

It says "If you don't want to look like this, don't do drugs," and points to the skeleton. I worked hard to get batman as a spokesman, namely, stealing a pencil I liked from the school library to draw him.

In 2nd grade we had a class activity: draw what you were thankful for. Most people drew the usual; family, friends, dog. I, however, was very thankful that the structure of elephant feet prevented them from doing any jumping. Can you imagine that? Elephants free to jump on you anytime, anywhere? Shit's scary.
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