Monday, March 31, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Thank God Elephants Can't Jump

It says "If you don't want to look like this, don't do drugs," and points to the skeleton. I worked hard to get batman as a spokesman, namely, stealing a pencil I liked from the school library to draw him.

In 2nd grade we had a class activity: draw what you were thankful for. Most people drew the usual; family, friends, dog. I, however, was very thankful that the structure of elephant feet prevented them from doing any jumping. Can you imagine that? Elephants free to jump on you anytime, anywhere? Shit's scary.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
ゴジラ!

A popularly held notion posits that artwork can provide a window to the deeper desires, the unconscious musings, of the artist; this drawing reminds us to close the blinds.Though the drawn notes may not match up, the artist in this picture has put on the song "Improper Dancing" by Electric Six.
STOP!
Continue.

To explain this picture, I give the following excerpted comment of mine. The artist to whom I spoke said they kept their motivation to finish a piece by not telling anyone about it; I pose a different method.
While the "witholding information" method works well as a motivator, you can alternately say exactly what you're drawing, but before each time you relate progress to someone you amp up the picture. You get inspiration from the innate excitement in the composition.
Example Conversation:
"Hey, I'm drawing this pretty cool picture of a robot."
"Oh? Cool. Can't wait to see it."
"Yeah."
1 hour later
"So the robot has a mustache."
"Haha. That's silly."
2 hours later
"The robot is boxing this old school boxing dude from the 20s."
"Okay..."
3 hours later
"He's fighting him on top of a rooftop. In Tokyo."
"...what?"
Not Long After That
"Godzilla's watching, but they don't have to worry because he just ate Mothra."
"You need help."
When The Picture Really Starts Looking Awesome
"And now they have lazers! Space lazers! And this pretentious dude from the New Yorker is looking on, saying 'How droll.' And the robot has a Ghostbusters logo! Ghostbusters!"
"This, sir, is a legally binding restraining order. Should you fail to heed it, you will be arrested and brought to trial."
Hence, not moments later, I produced the above sketch as a proof of concept.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Gramophone
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Samu...i?
Monday, May 14, 2007
A Mystery
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Matt started starting at the girl. Why? Clearly the fact that you can solve for bound state energies and tunneling effects of a quantum system using a semi-classical approximation is of much more interest than a half-naked girl, right? Then again, experts do recommend connecting things you need to remember to things that evoke a strong mental response...
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Skirts

From ref. Original stock image by expressive-stock at DA.
Skirt fiddlybits are entertaining and maddening to draw.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Eccentrica Gallumbits
Monday, March 19, 2007
St. Francis of Partia

My parents brought me along to church for the first time in ages, and we sat behind these two little twin girls working on Catholic coloring books. One of the two worked strictly by the books; finish each picture to the letter and be done with it. The other started drawing kitties and things and eventually drew a pretty rocking party hat on St. Francis. The above is my homage to that girl's masterwork.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Of Thermodynamics and Japanese
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